Thunder Ridge, overlooking the James River in Virginia.  Courtesy National Park Service. Our Mission Statement

Every company I have ever worked for has had a mission statement. This is why I am now self-employed. One company I worked for had a mission statement with eleven points. Anyone who has seen the movie This is Spinal Tap can appreciate the significance of that.

In the interest of goal-setting and teamwork and all, it would seem to behoove us to issue a mission statement so that folks will actually take us seriously. So here it is. Ask yourself, "why did the chicken cross the road?"

Put your answer here:

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(Our Mission Statement)