NEWSFLASH:   Winfrey Sick NO MORE!  

Doggie Park prepares for her return!

 

Monday  October 31, 2005 HALLOWEEN update. (click here) 

 

Monday  September 19, 2005 update. (click here)

 

Friday  September 16, 2005 update. (click here)

 

Wednesday September 14, 2005  (click here)

 

Winfrey Draws a Cartoon for the Vet (click here)

 

Monday September 12, 2005 update. (click here) 

 

Public Service Announcement:   

The sponsors of this page  profusely apologize that the author of this page, Hans, is such a slacker! With such in mind, they have decided to fire him and put in his place, as critics call it...  "a new breed of Web developer."   

 

 

Behold Winfrey! Dingo Web Master!   

 As she presents web pages of the likes you have never seen before!  

Scroll down and click the links below and enjoy:

 

Proudly presents

WINFREY!!! 

DINGO WEB MASTER

"I'm sorry mam, but the Dingo squatted your domain name..."

 


WINFREY!!! 

DINGO WEB MASTER

Presents:  

Her finest... a work of art in progress!

 A no fake nylon chewy bone event. 

Click on the Rubber chicken below.

 

 

 

 


 

 

WINFREY!!! 

DINGO WEB MASTER

Is prepared with state of the art tools:

1. A computer

2. A cup of coffee

3.   Dingo Beer

 

 

as she finishes up the work that started it all! 

Yes the story of two brothers, two bikes, two innocent participants (victims) and a rubber chicken.

Click on the boxer shorts below and experience a once in a life time event:

 

Tour de Wedgie

 


WEBSITE WARNING!  

The sponsors of DINGOWEB.NET  would like to warn the readers that  the next link is hazardous to whatever you are drinking. If you click on the link below and read on, your drink WILL come out your nose! Repeat, your drink WILL come out your nose!  And you may even get into trouble at work laughing out loud!   Presenting the tails that launched a public frenzy, a practical joke THAT WENT TOO FAR!

 

Two dogs, two beers, one innocent bystander...

 

Click on the Dog heads!

Goldie Truck Driver

Sooooo what DO Len's Dogs do...

 when Len is not around?

Charlie

Card Shark

 

Yet another fine work from... you get the point.

Read on as Winfrey expands the boundaries of what is considered acceptable behavior for a dog!

 

 


Stay tuned for more fine works from... 

 

WINFREY!!! 

DINGO WEB MASTER

 

Including her lifetime works in progress below:  

Lame Stories About My Slacker Owner 

(who does not take me to doggie park enough)

 

Story 1: Trying to find a place to live in Silicon Valley during the DOT.COM boom. 

 

Click here for the "Bohemian Rent for Me" Song!

 

Story 2: NEWS FLASH! HANS LOSES BET WITH LITTLE KIDS! MUST SHAVE HEAD! 

CLICK HERE AND SEE IT.

 


 

DINGOWEB.NET wants to remind you again that you can read the stories of other mere mortals at:

 

Because sometimes life's best stories come when you are the most chicken and try anyway!

 

 

AND YES Brother Eric and I are LONG OVERDUE in getting our heads out of our corporate American butts and realizing our true potential of motivating and inspiring people to be the best they can be through the stories we sometimes generate ourselves, but MOST times hear from others as they divulge all upon seeing us with our rubber chickens.  We should have quit our jobs a long time ago and gone on our "rubber chicken world tour,"  but we have been, well, too chicken. In time. Ya do what you are going to do when you are ready to do it. 

And ya do what you have to do. In time.

 

Anyone wanna be a benefactor?  There's a rubber chicken in it for ya! And maybe some milkbones....:-)