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With no small degree of reservation.
Presents: 
An H. Desperate Bernhardt no holds barred production...

The Experience...  Don't miss it!  

 

With special Guest Star... 

DINGO WEB MASTER 

                 Hear what the peanut gallery has to say about HXA: 

                          "I worry about aliens abducting you to learn about the human species."

                                                                                                          June B.

 

 

5-22-00

Well doggone it Vern, I  went and spent a better part of my weekend trying to figure out this here web stuff.  So ya got it right.  I ain't got squat done!  And then I come and find out that 

my sponsors are dropping me!  

 

Further more Vern, my sponsors have hired my DOG to take over!

Yeah, VERN... I'm travellin' clear across the country! 

Me? Scared? 

Uh-Vern, can I use a lifeline to answer that question?

Well, there ya have it.  Now that

WINFREY! 

DINGO WEB MASTER 

(Click here to go to her web page)

 

is taking over, things are gonna change for the better on this web site.

 

So I say  to my sponsors Vern, "WHY? WHY did you give my web site to a ...well.... DOG!?!?"

And they said, "Because you still got.....

 

Click on the rubber chicken and find out...

 


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